10. What’s up with Johnny Depp’s accent? I’m not sure what he was going for but it sounded like he had a case of the Madonnas
9. Elle MacPherson is positively gorgeous. I know this isn’t anything new but last night was a reminder that at age 47 she still has it all.
7. Way too much facial hair. Men, this is an awards show and it is not appropriate to use facial hair to achieve a “look”. Even Ashton Kutcher managed to show up with a clean shave. I hope some razors are pulled out before the Oscars (got that Leo?).
6. Elton John’s face when Madonna won Best Song. He was sooooo not happy.